As you think about squeezing into your slutty pirate/nurse/puppy/kitten/maid/policeman/fireman/doctor/Chilean miner costume, please remember this about Halloween:
It’s for the children.
If you want to be slutty, then for Pete’s sake, BE SLUTTY! All year!!! Go on! Be free!!! Or not.
I used to live for Halloween, but that was back in the days when every other day felt like I was pretending to be someone else. Nowadays, I’m me every day, all the time. I like that.
So, if you’re an adult, instead of pretending to be something you’re not tonight, how about you stay home, turn on your porch light and make some kids happy? Then, tomorrow, start being the version of you that you’ve always wanted to be.
Wouldn’t that be scary?