Dept. of What Were They Thinking?

O M G I G P Internet Explorer 8 Puke Vomit Girl

Microsoft + Vomit = PURE GOLD.

Purchase, May, 2009

Purchase, May, 2009, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

It’s garage sale season here.

Target Market, March, 2009

Target Market, March, 2009, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

Well, they should be reaching the people who need it the most…

Sacramento Street Shop Window, San Francisco CA, March, 2009

Sacramento Street Shop Window, San Francisco CA, March, 2009, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

Catherine Jane used to have a shop out in the Sunset and I used to shop there for her beautiful and original designs. But now she’s on Sacramento Street in Laurel Heights and I am too fat and too poor to buy her clothes anymore.

Although all I am ever seen wearing anymore is t-shirts and sweatpants, in my mind’s eye, I would wear clothes like the ones in this shop window. But that is fantasy and reality is different.

Chocolatini At Blue Orchid, February, 2009

Chocolatini At Blue Orchid, February, 2009, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

A drink for my sister on our birthday.

Steve And Mollie, November, 2008

Steve And Mollie, November, 2008, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

Trivia Night at Mollie’s school. We won!

Snowman, November, 2008

Snowman, November, 2008, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

It’s inflatable. And illuminated.

M’s Pub, November, 2008

M’s Pub, November, 2008, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

Election night dinner in Omaha at one of my favorite places. Great up-front kitchen, too.

MnS is Back, October, 2008

MnS is Back, October, 2008, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

After not seeing her for three weeks, my friend showed up for a snack this afternoon! My thanks to everyone who sent good vibes!

White Houses, October, 2008

White Houses, October, 2008, originally uploaded by Maggie Osterberg.

The blank face of suburbia.